mesaxi:

Mariah Carey’s Camel Toe is remarkably similar to Hank Hill’s Ass

“Remember like in the 90s when all those babies were dying in cars. That shit was big in the 90s.”

So, did they ever end up stopping that Kony guy, or………..?

Sometimes I feel like the song Desperado was written about me.

“Sup. It’s Rambo. I found 4 dudes in this hut. WTF?”
Texts from Rambo (kind of a new thing I’m working on)

(Source: joeydeangelis)

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