February 2012
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Last night, as I was leaving work, I walk to the parking lot to hop into my car. Being tired from work I didn’t take notice that a car looking just like mine had parked beside me. After a couple of minutes trying to figure out why I could not open “my” car door with my clicker or car key I look up and see two people standing about 10 feet away staring at me. At this moment I...
Feb 26th
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I constantly fear farting loudly while wearing...
Feb 26th
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My mom has a CD in her car that's just the song...
whokilleddaveymoore: And every time it stops and gets ready to start again she says, “Here we go!” Then she raises the roof and yells, “Raise a roof!”
Feb 26th
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Listendeesto: Charles Bradley- Lovin’ You, Baby This...
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Listensarcasticskepticism: Ella Fitzgerald- Don’t...
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December 2011
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“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion...”
– Ferris Bueller I relate to every part of this. (via whokilleddaveymoore)
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whokilleddaveymoore: Dear Ohio, If you want to stop raining for like ten fucking minutes, nobody’s going to be pissed.  Sincerly, Mr. Kick Ass (aka Mr. Rubber Burner)
Dec 8th
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“The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection, that one is...”
– George Orwell (via whokilleddaveymoore)
Dec 6th
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November 2011
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Listen #shhh just press play
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Listenwhokilleddaveymoore: Alice’s Restaurant...
Nov 25th
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Nov 21st
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WatchWatch
oldfilmsflicker: arrestomomentum: emaliaphloup: mattchew03: Here’s Paul Rudd making out with Jason Segel on SNL. ohymgodgdgjbjq this is the greatest oh hi!!!!
Nov 20th
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“Who’s that? I saw someone at the grocery store the other day that looked better...”
– My mom on Bradley Cooper’s Sexiest Man Alive magazine cover. (via whokilleddaveymoore)
Nov 20th
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People are getting murdered in my hometown. →
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