May 2012
3 posts
“Remember like in the 90s when all those babies were dying in cars. That shit was...”
So, did they ever end up stopping that Kony guy,...
Sometimes I feel like the song Desperado was...
April 2012
10 posts
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“Sup. It’s Rambo. I found 4 dudes in this hut. WTF?”
– Texts from Rambo (kind of a new thing I’m working on)
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March 2012
21 posts
"I like vending machines because snacks taste...
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Today I purchased Nine Stories (J.D. Salinger) and...
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sarcasticskepticism:
Ella Fitzgerald- Don’t...
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I watched "Boys Don't Cry" for the first time...
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No, for serious though guys,
whokilleddaveymoore:
I think I’m rolling in the deep.
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Today's books purchases: Walden (Thoreau), The...
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I have now had two different older couples tell me...
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February 2012
25 posts
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Last night, as I was leaving work, I walk to the parking lot to hop into my car. Being tired from work I didn’t take notice that a car looking just like mine had parked beside me. After a couple of minutes trying to figure out why I could not open “my” car door with my clicker or car key I look up and see two people standing about 10 feet away staring at me. At this moment I...
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I constantly fear farting loudly while wearing...
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My mom has a CD in her car that's just the song...
whokilleddaveymoore:
And every time it stops and gets ready to start again she says, “Here we go!”
Then she raises the roof and yells, “Raise a roof!”
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