February 2012
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Last night, as I was leaving work, I walk to the parking lot to hop into my car. Being tired from work I didn’t take notice that a car looking just like mine had parked beside me. After a couple of minutes trying to figure out why I could not open “my” car door with my clicker or car key I look up and see two people standing about 10 feet away staring at me. At this moment I...
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I constantly fear farting loudly while wearing...
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My mom has a CD in her car that's just the song...
whokilleddaveymoore:
And every time it stops and gets ready to start again she says, “Here we go!”
Then she raises the roof and yells, “Raise a roof!”
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deesto:
Charles Bradley- Lovin’ You, Baby
This...
sarcasticskepticism:
Ella Fitzgerald- Don’t...
December 2011
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“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion...”
– Ferris Bueller
I relate to every part of this.
(via whokilleddaveymoore)
whokilleddaveymoore:
Dear Ohio,
If you want to stop raining for like ten fucking minutes, nobody’s going to be pissed.
Sincerly,
Mr. Kick Ass (aka Mr. Rubber Burner)
“The essence of being human is that one does not seek perfection, that one is...”
– George Orwell (via whokilleddaveymoore)
November 2011
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#shhh just press play
whokilleddaveymoore:
Alice’s Restaurant...
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Watcholdfilmsflicker:
arrestomomentum:
emaliaphloup:
mattchew03:
Here’s Paul Rudd making out with Jason Segel on SNL.
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this is the greatest
oh hi!!!!
“Who’s that? I saw someone at the grocery store the other day that looked better...”
– My mom on Bradley Cooper’s Sexiest Man Alive magazine cover. (via whokilleddaveymoore)
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People are getting murdered in my hometown. →
